Top 5 Stories for 23 February 2007

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Widespread Technology Failures Continue; ipod Hard Drive Corruption Sweeps Through Durban

Bed Comfortability Index (BCI) Reaches All Time Low

Quest for Elusive “I Come Face To Face With Highly Infectious Diseases On A Daily Basis” Badge Continues; "I Can Be A Prick When It Comes To Science" Badge Remains Problematic

Med School, Schmed School: An Application Process From The Seventh (or Possibly Eighth) Circle of Hell

Extreme Laziness Prevalent In Smarter Bears, New Studies Show